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' 10. ROANOKE NEWS A DEMOCRATIC rf BKKLY NEWSPAPER, PUHLISUED BY HALL & SLEDGE, Tn Yar. In advance, i Mnth, 'Tltresi X inths. 1 no 75 els ADVERTISEMENTS C o a 1 1 ve n ei t, Sick Headache, In on I c Dlar. rlima. Jaundice, Impurity of the llloori, Fever .nut 4, mused hv lie- rengemcut of Liver, liowula and Kidneys. BYMTTOMS OF A rtlSEASKI) I.1VER. Had Urealhi Pain in the hi-lc, sumeiuiiea tlie fcnin It felt under tho Sh uUlcr-lilailr, mistaken f.ir Rheumatism : general .,st of ippttte; nVwrlt generally costive, Sc.melinits altci luting with lax; the head it troubled Willi p.on, is tliiil si,. I lieuvy snh CunsirlrraMe less i.f memory, aKei'inpiirm'il with a painful si-n&ali.mif leaving milium- soiiittlilng Vlikli owihl n have Wrnrioiic; a sliijlit, dry e.uR sand Muslicd face tt stein-times nn nctnnl.int, eftcn mistaken for constnnpiien: tin p-.tu-nl cuniplaint of weariness and debility ; tin Sous, r.,ily sl.irtlfd; -, (eel cold or burning, sometime a prickly actuation oi ills skirt aslsts; spirit, are low and tleSonilent, And, alttlfllgh satisfied t'tiat exercise would lie bene, fknil, yet ona can hardly summon up fortitude to -try It III fad, distrusts every remedy. Several of the abovo symptoms attend tlie discsss. hut c.is, have occurred when lull few of lle-in existed, yet examination after deitti s cliuwjl )t Uvtt to have been cxlctuivcjy dtiaiigui, i . It should be? used by all persons, old and young, whenever aay of tlio above symptoms appear. rrranna T ravelins- or X.Mng In Tu. healthy Localities, by taking a dose occasion ally to keep the I.iver in healihy action, will avuid all Malaria, Itllious attacks, Hiinncss, Nan tea, Drowsiness, Llepresse.n i,f Spirits, etc. It wilt invie,rate like a glass of wine, but la no In toxicating beverage. If Yon have eaten nnvtlilng hard oi dltrestlim, or feel heavy after meals, or slecp leas at mglu, Uk a dose and yen will be relieved. Time wild Doctor' Ullla will be taved by always keeping tlio Regulator In tlie House! For, whatever the ailment, may he, thoroughly aafe purgative, eltroUTe and tonic can never be out of pla. c. '( lie n medy is loll inlesa anil does not Luterfwe vsith busluent or pUiRiure. IT IS PlIRKLY VKr.KTABI.n, And hat all the power and eflie.u y of Cl.iiomel or sliiuir, without any of the itauriutis after cllectl. A flosrernnr'i Testimony. Simmons Lirer JU'giiUtisr has been in use in my family for gome titue, and I am satislicd it it a Valuable addlUoa to the medical science. J. titt-i. Shuhtkh, GovctnorofAla. Hon. Alexander II, Stephen, of O.a., nays: Have derived sonic hencfu from the use of Simmons Liver Regulator, and with to give it a further trial. ".?'' "nl? nK "lat never full to nellevo."-l have used m.mv remcdiei for Dyt- ripsia, Liver Affection and l)ebtlity, but never ave found anything to benefit me to the eatetit Simmon. Liver Regulator has. I tent from Min. jiesota to Georgia for it, and would tend further for Jiich a medicine, and would advite all who are tim llarly affected to give it a (rial as it tetmt the only tiling that never fails to relieve. ' P. H Jaanet, M-innexjKeij, Minp. Ir, T, W. Maann anyaj I-Votn actual ax periencc in the use of Simmons layer RegulaluHn my practice 1 have becji and am tiMficxi &o use and pretcribc it at a purgative medicine, i JeSTTalte mly die Ceniiine, wch ala-uya hat on the Wrapper the feel Z Trade-Mark and Signature of J. If. ziii I.I.N 4 co. FOR SALE BY ALL J3RUGCIST,'v feb 1 ly ,2W-'ijcU5 IHIKjuraCIUBIRS or Engintt, TobanD, Ifuy and Cvtlon Vfcsttt, SAW MILLS, CIRIST MILLS, MiLL IROSsS, 1'lown, Iron and Brims Castings. Jcp U ly relei-.ilnir f KOWN J K K A W A Y. fTfVLIFiX, i. V. DEALERS IM ; , ' pitOGS, MtiHC!tjitS,-GHK5(I(,J-S.- faints, Oils, tarnlthes, bynttulfs, Pine Tollet Boaps, Fancy Hair and Tooth Bruahns, Per fumery and Fancy Toilet Ai!Ulci, Trua- let and SboUer Sricei, Lr tttr Paper, Pens, Inh, Knvelopf s, Olns. Put ty, Carbon Oil, Lamps, t'lilin P'7 atraa'a'hTnieiaua'a Vreaeriti4inti antJfly nrn !LMKgTiu)' Cr.i.gtiRiTJi, (j Aiti, Si'tit. We purehaae Ihene aeedn direct, fnm the Kv atcnatve Heed FaritiH of the Me-esr. Lanitreih, jnd they ahoyjd, not lie elaiesed wilh Uie eeeda Vefton lniumti.4lin ttiroughnvt tiie eouutry, l'e Landrfth' Heeds. an a good yegeta.ulc lUarden u insured. not 1 ly TWENTY DOLLARS 1 VLLL BL)' TUK Kt'wlitz Machine. A better ilmi.ine Mian can he boiiglil fur FORTY HOLLARS, ANT WHERE. It hat a Drop I,cif, two largo Urvv, fnut y Halt tint hlcOAvoT, Citiir. ami M itnia the boo iilu without riiiuing tiic Miu-hlne, WASJilTSD FOS i;VK TEAKS. r.IAV'NATWK OF ti ACIIISE II Fi To HI fAYMKSI. eSutl jfoar ordura oraildriiaH. wiu,F.T. ro. 1H S. Besvjnth 81. I'hilailtlpliiu, I'a. feb U'Sni "7Q K WHT.IC.;1, a dn at lmi rftllv ? -C made. Cntly Oittlll f.-cc. Adilre 1 m it , In , Auguita, Maiuc. aprsttv. Tip ill iff r-OL JL HE VOL. XI. THE SOURCE OF SONG. BV CA Itl.urTA I'KRllY. Too much we pocN xlngi of love yon any ; You tml us pitch ours, nigs In higher key. We look, we listen with out' amis and pray To learn Ifsuch thcro bo. Nothing of love? Then we mint close ry,ir cye Aud furs tor-very awoulcat igh( and touiid; For love bath tunny witnea-tea thatrlae, K en from the eery ground. ' riui the apple's cheek (lie blushes glow Ilfniuht tlilth t by the kin of Mind ni d tun ; The s n r.-tlli to the l.ttli; utreams, audio! They answer evttry one, Willi sweelesl mtis'o from tho Imtighi above, The h ippy mate 1 birds tlie hoi day long Hive ineaglad lunirmce thai 'lis lovo That llllr the world with song. Mot slug of love, when over iilllmhiw It reigns from morn till night, from night till morn '.' Atom loved ut, i ni ages gone, and su Tile norhls were burn ! Not slug of thai liu:igu pjiver that llirllli tlie h'-nrl To uM-st raytiim, miiUo. II strong and gia I; Tint sonictinics In a life's n!l-tn,i. heavy pm Keep! men from going mud ? Yon speak In vain ; no power 'gilntt this c.ni move. As l.iog aseii th by morlal fe -t la (rod; And thli is truesl Irulli : wiio slugs of !ov W ill sins; of tlod. And never a aong limvever great or truu, Ho svell the poet's lisriliign can prove, As til-lieaifssltnphi ssi..g, so old, so new, The song of love. HUMORSOF MATRIMONY. Il may bo fancy but I've dour- ii. I've lint a rib ami a bai.v. Sliatlow.s departed oyster stews, brandy cock tails, cigar boxes, boot jacks, abscond' big hbii'i-buttons innl do nijol.ns. Shadows present pnllbacks, band boxes, riboons, tjai lers, lonj; stockin-'it. jtiveujle diesoes, tin truiopctd, little willow chairs, cradles, bibs, siim-teat, paragono, hi vo rviiio, ihubarb, senna salts, (squills and tluutor bilig. I'll tell you how 1 got caught I was ihe darndest, most tcncustavdesl baslilu! lellow you ever did sec; it was kinder in my line to bo taken wilh the shakes every time I sawa piety girl approach jug me, and I'd cross the street any time rather than lace one; 'twasnt be cause 1 didn't like tht'fji'iitcrs, for if I were behind a knot hole in a Iciuv 1 co.uld not look long enough. Well, my sinter Lib gave a party one ingl.t Mid I hUrU'd away bocamo I v;is ti o ay bei the ii bashful U Uuid t))e innsitr, 1 1'iintj around the house whistling 'Old l),tn Tucker,' dancing to keep my feel warm, watching the heads bob up and down behind tho window curtain and wishing that ' the thtinderiiijj party would break up so I cou.d get to my room. J smoked a bunch of cigars, and it was getting mighty uncomforta ble, and I concluded to shin up the doorpost. No sooner said than dune, and 1 soon found myself snug in bed. .Mow, says I, let her rip. Dance until your wind gives out, and cud -tiling under the tjnilts Morpheus iiitb bed inc. I was dreamiiijj of soft shcll crabs and stewed tripe, and having a good lime generally, when somebody knocked at the door and woka we up. Il p, rap, rap! Then I heard a whis peiing, and I knew thine was a wb lc raft of girls outside. Then Lib sini out : .luck, are you in there f Yes, says I. Then came a roar of laughter. Let us in, said slit!. I won't. Can't you let a fellow aljno says I. Are you in bjcdf said she. I urn, says I. Get out say a she. 1 won't says I. Then came another roar of laughter. By thunder I I then began to get riled. Get out, you petticoat scare crows, can't you get a beau without hauling a fellow out of bed ? I won't go home With you so yyu may as veil clear out. And throwing a boot at the d.ior, I felt better, lbil presently I heard a still, small voice very much lika Lib's and it said ' Jack, you'll nave to get up, for all the girl's things are in there. Oh, mercy I What a piuiJo. Think of me, iu bed all covered with mud's, shawls, bonnets and twenty giii's out side the door wailing to get in. If I had supped to think I hhould have fainted tin the spot. As it was I rolled out among the ribbon and bonnet ware' in a hurry. Suiuslj wci t the millinery in every directiou, JbadtodicKg in the dark fur there was a crack in the doQr aud girls will peep, and the way I fumbled about wag sudden death to straw hats. The momcuL tiually .jiiii', I opened the door uud fouud uiyscll among the women. Oh, my leghorn i cried aw My dear darling winter velvet i cried an other, and they pitched in they pulled ujo thi way and llut way, boxed my cars, and one UrigLt tyeil little piece, Sal, her name was put her anus around iuy neck and kissed me right on my lips. Unman nature couldn't stand that and I gave her uj good as ohe sent. Jt was the first time I ever But the taste, and it, was po.weiful "Oud. I believe I could have kissed. that girl from Julius (.'inar to the 4th of July. J aok, said she, we are sorry to dis turb yon, but won't J'oii please see me home ? Yes, I will, says I. After tha wo took a kinder turtle Jo-e a't'.-r etch other, both of us shy Roanoke WELD ON, ing like a barrel of new cider when we weie away from each other, 'Twas at the close of a glorious Summer day, the sun was setting be hind a distant hen-roost, the bull frogs were commencing ihoireveuing songs, and pollywogs, in their native mud puddles, were preparing themselvtg foi the shades ot night, and ' Sal and myself sat upon an antitiia'.ed black log, listening to tlio music of nature, such as tree-toads, roosters and grunt ing pig; and now and then music of a jackass was wa''ol to our ears by the gentle tephyrs that sigh a uong tho mullcn stalk's, and heavy laden with the delicious odors of h ii.roosiis and pigstyy. The last rays of iho setting sun glancing from the bullous of a solitary hoineman, shone thioiih a knot hole in a Img pen lull in Sal's fare Hying her hair an orange peel hue, and showing oil' my thicadhan' coat to the best advantage one til my ara S was around Sal's waist, my hand rested on the small of her bark; she was toying with my auburn loc';s "f jet black hue, she was almost gone and I almost ditto. She had the hic cups, and I fell like a mud turtle ch. ko I with a cod-fish ball. S.i'( says I, in a voice as musical as flie notes- of a living swan, "Will vou have me?" Sh raised her eyes Heavenward and c'a-ped me by the hand, had an attack of Ihe heaves and bli'nl staggers and wilh a sigh that drew her shoe strings to her palate, she said ''Yes." She gave clean out then, ami Riuat Itid on my lap. I hugged her till I broke my suspenders, and her breath smelt of onions uhe bad eaten tw o weeks before. Well, to make a long story short, she set the day and we practiced for four weeks every night how we would enter the room to get married, till we ifot so we could walk as grucelul as a pair of Muscovy ducks. The night, the company aijd minister came, and the signal was given, and, arm in arm we went through ihe hall. Wo were just iilering the parlor door when do n I went, kerslap on the oilcloth, pulling Sit. after me. Some cussed fellow had dropped a banana-skin on the door and it lloored me. I split nn awful hole in my cassljueiv, right un der my di'csn coat tail. Jt was too late to back out, so clasping my hand over it, we inarched in and were spli ced, and taking a scat watched the kissing i ho bride operation. My groomsman was tight and he kissed her till I jumped up to take a dice, when, oh! horror! a little six year old imp had crawled behind Hie and pulled my shii t ihrough the hole in my pants and pinned it to the chair innl when 1 jumped up I displayed to the aston ished mulliludo a tiiljo more white muslin than was pleasant. The wo men giggled, the men roared and I got ni id and was finally put to bed, and there my troubles ended. THE GIRL WH3 juVsES A POQOIE. A Chlcagi pnper relaltn the follow luff; Tin) custn n that some ruav.; woiii'Mi liavn of kissing poodle dog is Ihe meant of dtlting m.iny j-oiiii" men to dissipation. On i warm etenlng I ist tteek a ruling (.'lilcajn man went Into the Palmer lloiiso bar-room, Chiragn, and aaked for a drink of raw whisky, wilh per fu ueiy in It. Ill h id a wild look iu hit eyes, ami the barlsud.-r set out the Whiskey ami asked, wtiiit J- ind of perfumery lie wanted iu It. Mosul: "Anything! I'ut in ronit bitten; it little kerosene; iurci:' on onion otrr II, and tub Ihe e lg of the gi.i.- wilh so ne assiiliellds. Bali!" And ht spit out aouie imaginary bid tai'.in,' still!. The bar lender put pir. in li t eral bad tasting things, and gave tlio gl.n to I Ii o poor Jiituif; man. !' swallowed anil naked for IJinbuiiT tliefse. Tho barieudei gave Uito a piece of au olj ovcjihue to ekev;, and he leeined relieved. Afl-r lie hid becomd calm ho told the bar tender what was the trouble, lie Innl bees .calling on a girt, and she. owned a poodle. All Hie evening; she would kiss that ilg on Ihe no - every tew ininutro, and when he got ready to route away slis threw her arms ai mud, hia neck and lUey Indulged In a k in that under ordinary clreuinilancrt would ii tve pulled Ihe tilling out of hit teelh; hut lie mM it insied doggy, and almost made him sick. Ho tried to get aay hut the tiling In ts 1 ill, and again pu' her lips to his. He said he fell us though lie should die, and lie got after uwu.lc. aud rushed for the nearest S'lloon, where he drowned hit sorrow and do,' lull In tlie flowing bowl. He said evuy (hue h kissed Ihtl dog he fell like tin girl that ate tomstoes lh tint tlmt. The IboujiVt of her Itiisius; that dog'e nose, that had leeu Iu so IWJ' (rlaces of itilicjillla-smeliiiig old hones In iiiteyi, and limiting dirty things In out of the way places was loo much, and ha wept and asked for another di Ink. 7" lie lirtcnder tried to braco hi in up by telllni; him that ho would feel belter in tlie moiutug, and that be should net Jet t small dog coma between hint and b.iss. lie uhl he 'didn't want any ipjre bills, aud should never feel any bett:t In Hit morning. ."Why," faiil lis., as he drank the liquor, and gagged, "1 shall never ba able to look a dog In the face without Kct'.lcjC sick. To think of thai beautiful girl Uilr:- t!i;it dOg t It tfit had seen the dog as I did that afternoon, with (unit others, si, a would faint Qlt J sec tlmt my grave la kept given, aud put au iron fruce around II, to keep Jot away. Qlvt ire an -other drink." Young women who despise the man who puts tlio caps to bis neighbor's Hps lo steal sway bis brains should be careful about put ting tlie unstTury dog's noso to their own Hps. They may catch the dog distemper, and will have lo drink runjiowiler and uillk. N. C, THURSDAY, THAT BAQ BOY ACAW. ''IICSNEltr, DID Vlll It I'i'S t'RlENU ViB 1 BKKSS!" The bad toy's mother was out of town for a wtek, and when the came home the found everything topsy turvy. The beds weie all mussed up, aud there was not k thing hung up anrwhert. She called the bad boy and ttked hi n what in the deuce had bean going on, aud he m.i.lo It plaaiant for hit pa about as fol I mi ; ''Well, m, I know I will p;et killed, bnt I ihsll die like a man. When pi mat you at the (le ut he looked too Innocent for any kind of uiu, but lie's a hard citizen, and don't you f r get It. He hain't been home a single night tilt after 11 o'clock, and he wat tired every nlitlit, and lie tnJ lomebody to. come home with lilin." "t, heavens, Kenneie," taUl th mollier, lih a sigh, "jm you sure shout thttS" "Suie '." lays lh bud bov, "I wat unto the whole nickel, The lir.t night limy came houm an ful tickled, sit) ,1 I guess I hey diauk soma uf your Sor. idont, cause they s-emed to foam st tlie in mill. l:,i wauled lo put hit foetid In the cpite bed, hut there were no slieett on it, and ha aunt rummaging around In Hie iIi.ihimb for sheets. f got oat all tlio towels and talile clolhs the Hi st night. (), they raised lliuiider around the room. I'a look your night shi t, yon know the one with tho lace work all down tlie front, and put a lllow in it and set It nn a i-hslr, then took a hu imd match, and innrkcd a.es and uo-c on tlx: pillow, and put jo'ir bon- tei on it, and llieu thuv had a war iiji,.:. I'a hurt I'.e bld tpot on his ln-.nl by hitting it against the gas chandelier, ami then he saltl dammit. They theu tbiowrd pillows at unci: other. I'a't friend didn't have any night shirt and pa gave his fiitntl tine of yotit 'n, and the friend took that old hoopskirt in the closet, Ihe onu pa alu.ijt steps on when he goes In the closet after a towel, and put It on under the night shirt, and Ibvy walked ground arm in aim. (1, it undo me Hrej to tee t man pa't age to like a dam fool." "Ileuiimy,'' says thu mother wilh a deep meaning in her Vole, "1 waul to ask vou 0 ic qntstlen. Hid your pa's filcnd wear a divst J" ''(), yes," f il the boy, coolly, not noticing the pale face of his nn, "the fiiend put ou that old blKe d.frs of joins, wilii the pistol pockelt in front, you know, and pinned a rod tahlo cloth on for a lialn, npl they dunked the mnuoii." Just at tills point pa come honjo lo dinner, and the bad boy said : "I'a, I was Jn,t Idling ma what a nice time you had that Hist ni.ht she went away, uilli the plllowa, nnd " "Hennery f ssys Ihe tld gentleman, seteie ly, "you are a fool," "l.ick," Slid the wife more teverely, "why did you I ring a tetnalti home Willi you Unit night f Have you gol no-" "Olf, ma," says Uie bad hoy, "it wati not a woman. Jt was young .Vr. L'lown, pa't cltik in the Stole, you know." "t)h 1" said ma, Willi a sui.le mid a sigh. "Hennery," said his stein paicnl, "I want to see you there by the coul bin for a niiiiute or le. You aio tho g-ul darudrst fool i net act. What you want to Irani the first thing yoa do it lo keen your uionlli shut," and tin u they went on with their frugal moil, while lleiincrv tuciued Iu ftel ut though t 'liictLijig was coining, SHE COULDJJOT BACK. HE CAUKI I, E I TI rtosj IN Willi .1 i llEjr.cTlII! UNO. COt SO IIKKsKl.r. "Hack, I lay !'' The silvered foam of Ihn tea wis tplaihing ia iLylhuiiu cadence on the while finds of the beach, while here and thvre a Bei k of a.ivet ln liglit fioin Ujo signal buoy ou Ma.-,lno 4'honla that dreaded spot bitiealh whose tieschriout waves to iLlny goodly ihipt fitl'thted with piecious ltndei:i from far Cathay gad Maskegoii had disappeared forever- brought Into hold relief against the wes tern sky (i irojii MetHotkv't off foot ut iho stood by Ueitum 1'ei kins'i side lht soft June evening, "You do not love me," sin! the gul, sp'sk Ing slowly, "or you could not spunk so ciuelly. On this beautiful night, when the hills are suf Ifusetl witli amber haze, through whith Hie stais glow and throb in silent splendor, we (hculd thin of nothing bsil tite-r-puit, pns tionli ss love, that will bind our hearts to gethcr in a t'lialn whoso cicry link shall be a kits ; whose ereiy fol. I u tweet c.oess." For su instant Ihr man did not reply, 'then the girl a reli hed f nth to hnn her l a-e nMIr arcis, that glistened likt mai-t.Je io the glow ing 1 1 n si, but he heeded tliein tint. M ill you not jjpcjk to me, my tweelheart ?'' lie saiil, ii ii iiitin llu pasho.i lu the woidt. No answer cuiiie. Aslu Ihn outstietclieil arms pleaded inulely and with pitiful eloiiicuce for the Joy Hut wua never to lie. booking at her w lib a haughty, almost VicC-presidi nt Pay's ixpressiou on hit face, It t tram again said: 'Hack, I saa." Willi a despairing glram In her tlaikioma eyes, (y'lrol i turned away and began to lob ii if her coi'si't would break, "liod help me," she said, In despairing acccnlt, "1 cannot back." "Why not" "llecauso" wai Ihe reply, In lcrr bilii' d tones, "my pv'ouane it ton eternally tl.ht. Kioin "Whoa Kuirua," by Mural llaltlcad. C'liicai;o J't it v'.e. Nowouy's I'a t l.r I'n r His Owv. The veteran Owen Coiilin, who for years did excellent service iu "mend ing tlie ways" of the youth of the country, met a very diminutive boy wilh a very long cigar in his mouth on tho at roc I otic day .recently. How ujij am yon, iuy aoiu inquired Owen. Fourteen, sir, was the pol,te l.epty. What are you doing ? Smoking;. How long have you smoKed? Four years, sir. Ah,! my sou, I liavo lived seventy years, and ueyer yet Jeatued lo biuoki) tobacco. Drawing himself up to his full height the polite youth replied: "Jt'ou darned old fool, nobody's to blame but yerscl!': you might havo learnt! Owen declares that hn shall never never try to reform thu youth of this country again. News AUGUST 24, 1883. TIMES SOLILOQUY. MY III I.I, NYE, Old call you me ! Ay, when Ihe corneis'.oiie of the universe was laid 1 waa on deck. Befoie the tirst circus juke tiad shot ulliwait Ihe morn, I was theie. When the morning stars sang tu gelhcr I might have been seen w ith new hour glass and crude mowing machine, taking; It all in. Am!'! the bloom, am) verdure of paradise gar.e l up in the new world radiant with celes tial iiniles Ki t the fool of man bad trod thu Vi Ivel gruen of the new eai Hi, nnd before Ihe range had been all fed dawt) like a hale ball gioiiml, I ii there. I am Ihe oldest inhabit ml, J he iing of tlie latk and ihe twitter uf the guinea In n wem Hist lieard by uie. When A'l'i'H opened ulil for li ! i; f ami prcenip o l tho ti.iideu, I wui mi hand. When Noah rounded up hit stin k and built his boa', I wat Hide. saw llaby on, Asytla, Palmyra and ( hey nine rise, fl lUilsh and bust. Nero, l'onliiis I'lUlo and Susan H. Anthony eutered upon thu great stage of action dining my lifetime. The iiiinsof II iltiec and Nineveh were once proud sliueiiircs. 1 saw tliein iu their rise and fil', 1 control the (ate of empires and wind ciukmis'-s, I give Ihi'in their glory aud splendor, and th' ii tii!-.! thein tn the utoot. Sooner or latrr 1 gailur them lu with tny Inn n-movn r aid plant tliein iu the sweet letiio'.elv. I spun d silken Iresses ou Ihe brow of beauty and pollli Hit dome of the man on Ihe front scat lit the "lll.ick (Iro.dv." I paint Ilio blti,li uf b.au'y oi: the check of the s;:hoolina'iii nu I ettcour ng the Btckly fuza on the upper l'p of Uie bilivut masher. I mature the giant oak that gniwi for cen turies, as well as the ci ; i; in tic; thai maUnc In two weeks. I pile tii ihe salary of Ihe news paper nsliob mid accutnulatt interest uu tho twenty four per cent. note. I tn lug around the fall eli cllons and the sli ver wedding with Its dollar stole casters ami seventy hie cent butter tli.het J plant lite false teeth iu the mouth of the venerable, ami scatter to-in lien nnd s:ti)nci wherever 1 go. Young and beautiful or od and wheezy, 1 put Ihe kibosh ou thein al. A QUAKER'S LETTER TO HIS WATCH x MAKEjR. J Mrew ilh itfnd lliee my pocket clock, which stuudetli In nci'4 of thy funnily corn cllon. The last tirao he was at thy friendly school, lie wai duly reformed aud greatly benellted there by; bill I perceive by Ihe Indrr. of his mind ll;.il hi; is again n liar and Ihe Until It not lu him, thai. his pulso Is lomclnui'i slow, which bi'tokeueth not an even temper; at linn t It waicth sluggish, nnlwillistanilliig 1 frequently luge him ; when he should be on duly, us thou kuonest his hand deuolelh, I llnd ln:n slum hei ing, or, us Hit vanity uf human reason phrases it, I caught him napping. I'l.ttniee him, therefore, and prove bin,, 1 beseech tl.ee, Ihoiocghly, that thou luayeat, being well ae qii ilnled w tth his Inward frame and djsposl Hou, draw him from the eiror of lij nay, ant show liiiu the patli n herein ho should go. il grief et me lo think, nn J when I ponder there in I am toiily of the upiiilou lliat liis tody is foul, and the whole mass e rupted. Cleanse him, therefore with thy charming phyis fieiu all pollution thai he may vibrate nnd ciicuhitc accoiding to Ihe truili. I will plate him f r o fu tiny under thy cure, and ay fm hi board s thou reqnnrtt. I rntiuat lliet, f, ictjd llnd, to deuiesii Itiytelf on this occMjioll with Juilgmcnt, according to l!;e gift whih 1 In Hut, nnd piuv.e tliynel a woikuian; and when thou layest :i;y ciiiitctin; hind upon him let li lie y i; hoist passion, lest Ihou drive him to Jcali ueiiiMi. li i you tcgtilate his tin I mi of Ihe liglit thai ruletli tin! day, and when lluni flnih'bl him convcr. id from the crior of his wayt, aud more conturmable to the ah He lueiillontd lu'es, do thou tend him home with a Just bill of charges draw n nut In Hie Iplril of moderation, in t It shall be lent lo thciijii the root vt t!l tvij. ljeuty ) Dird. H SOT jRlGHT BAR. Vet, salt. Kuincl lljnso Smith oni desit -(lend as a heriiii', still, lie died In his cheer, an' I was de fust pu.sou w ho knened it.;' "O, lite an obi mill, wnsn'l he ?'' "f es, sail. He didn't know nutlln' 'bout bis algo, but I rea l.on lie war putty lus up to 'Ml. He ole mull h id got lo feable dat dry hud lo cut his meat mii' niiish his 'tiitet i fur him. lie h id been liii'Vn' fur iltt iuiii uons fur n long lime ps;t. an' yet when dc tate of Ueabru npi ned an' C. music came float n' out It was bard lo riMliie ai do kuincl bud Jl .ss.l de piuceshnn." "And you found him ?" "b1 me, tab, uu' no one else. Vou tee, ie liln d wid hit dailri, an' shn gin blm de wnrni i it co'ncr to til in, tit' dc belt winder to look out of. I pass tlat sunn wiuder tinea or foi.r times a day, an' de Km iu I alius ginnieamd. When I went by dsr' yesterday de uie msn lot ill his place, and dar was a smile on hit face. I went lu tn ihake hamit Vid hliu He war' all alone. As I walked in 1 fulled out kinder rheiry like: 'Wa l, Kurnel, how gnct de hu ll to-day !' bul he didn't at sucr. ' Jeed, aah, his battle war' ended fo' dt 1 svd, but hetjt rig t (Sir tvtdj ft smile oi Ills lace uu' tlied at (oftly as do sun goei dgwa." "And lie wnt smnjtig T" "Siiillm' like a pleased chile, tnh. Peith bad come to him ll 1, r a siv. et dteatii. WhrB he heard de cntct of llcahcn op.-n pe hnpi l war n lectio afraid, hut when tin angels matched oat an' played loft and low an' sweet on deir haipt a broiwht peace to lilibeirlsu' a smiU to bis face, an' when de gotten gatr dosed oga.il de Kwiul waa oy de far tide." IMwt l i i f ',r. What a Woman Woci.n Do. 'f I was managing this world I'd do t on the plan of nothing for nothing aud no trust. I'd give no man a dollar until he had earned it. and fur those who would not won; I'd have a planta tion and vorKhouc, where they'd bo taught industry wilh a good whip and pay them for their worb; when it was done. I'd iu.iku till of tl,o 'clone. voi k and pay tliem; and tLost- who could not le taught lo be decent lueui bvess tjf society J'd put iu a bag with a big stone, put them out in the oltiiu anil drop them overboard, I'd nsHiinie that the good should inherit the earth, nnd clear all thieve? and murderers, all dangerous cIjsscb out of tlie va'.. 25. NATURALHJSTORY. Thi Is the lark. Ttke a good look at the pictii'.c, s i that you msy recognize the original when you walk out. "Is tho lark au early bird J" "Very early. He it always out of bid by the time the Hut saloon Ii open." "Whit are his chief vlituei ?" "He hasn't any." "Doenii't he ting V "Hiidori. 1 1 o sings his lest about mill -tilgM, suit lie hut been known to wake up po liceuieu slfclng ill n stti rway four uloclil dis tant." "J h') easily d,ii)es!c.iti'il '' "Oil! yes. Ilawlll lonietlniet permit him srlf In h'i carried half t mils) on a wheclbsrrow, and II it eery rare that he etiucet any timidity 1 1 the i.iasciice of i isigo Cctitnil Station crowd." "What it hie chit f value ?" "His right to role, ind lilt resumes! to sell out to the huhcit bidder." "Wouldn't it be n sin lo kill a latk "It would lie against thu law. There II no need to kill him, hoiicTe,-. Hit life is shoit ind full of co'd and hitng'T, nnd rngs snj in Mil't and t o. I knocks, and nobojy icmeinhert where he it buiicd i,'f cues lial btcumci of his boi.es." Tun Mm: a i, or J KXiiB ('iu unit. II Jennie t'lamei's in ilbet ha I taken her gitl across her knee the fust time she rebelled, an. I taken a bed-slat and knocked the wind out of her paper bustle all over the small of her hack, and sat her down in it hard -bottom chair so hard that the tilling had fallen out of ler upper teeih, Jennie would have been alive Inlay, and about this time iu the afterno ni she would be wiping ihe dinner dishes and singing ".Moth"!' is the r.attle Over," or mend ing Ihe heels ol'h 'r lather's stockings; or, if her tifothi r had taken her by the hand anil kindly told her that these Malleys were a couple of galvanized aristocratc, who cued no in. ire for her than they they did for a dog, except to hug her and muss her up, the g'll M'ouldhave let them alone, ami would now he happy at hunp?. But the old lady serincd to have inatjia specially of scolding ihe girl, and finally got her so that she had a better time on I doors than she did in the house, and now there is not enough of her to bail u minnow honk. Il'inuih.'ts set about it right they can cause a girl to do about as she ought lo, but loo many ol them talis a girl blind, aud never give thein a chance to rally, (iirls who have symptoms of being prema ttirtdy t,niek kliouid ponder over Jennie Cramer, and imagine how they would look cut up into slices not bigter than a cove oyster, aud st't away ju sealed tin! ties. . - - Mai:k Tin.?. Oi l you eer know n man who grew rich by fraud, continue successful through l,fe and leave a fori uno ?t death ? This (piestioti watj put to a gentle man who had been in business fottv years. Alter rellecling awhile he said ; Not one. I have seen t;iany men become licit, atj if by magic, and win gulden opinions, when some little things led to an exposure of their tr ui I, and they have fallen into tits grace and ruin. .A"1'"1! perjury and syicide are common j.i'injes with those who make baste to bo rich regardless of ihe means. Iriys, stick a pit) here. Vou will s miii be men and begin lo act with those who in.'iKti money. Write this good man's teetimmiy in your iniud, and with it put this word of (!od, "lie that baslciiuh to he rich, hath tin evil eve, aiiil cou.sitlereth not that poverty shall come upon him, l.-t these worth lead vou to resolve to make haste slowly when you go into busines i in the maimer of making lllolli'V. AMY KI'Tl.-KMI'A I S. j b'J t K S T A II JL Jt is 11 K I) 185? JatniiHiy 11, 1S37. RVFE W- DANEt Hlstock I i in-T-s. tlrvciilet au.lConfcc Hellenes eintiraee III , ai l r'UKNi'H, AI'PI.K, lll.M.'KlliatRV sud r 1 1 IitllllllUY lillANDV, WIIlsKlK-t, I'OHT, SHKIUIY, M ADK1RA end I'HAMPAONK W1SK. CI'URS, BACON, 1'M'L'll. M,J1.ASSKS. I. A Kb, til Nil Kit, HKI'PF.It, PICK, APFI. W.J Kl. I.IRS. a'K'KI.Kit. BRASDt IT. A CI I KS ami I'OcJKTlONKKtES roitjrMt h lac'jkk pt-eii ts I C E, A ml many other articles too numerous lo uir tloll. It. W.PAN1RT.. lo Wash. Avcnuo, Wcldon, N.C. . oil! It NO. BsasssssstasiiBatsssasnansssavBsasssssjaHiiaiiBisiiiisiiiL.is THE ROANOKE NEW 15 ADVERTISING pATEp. . s M STACE a O o One Square, Two Sitiars, Thrfo Sriiaree, l'our Nquarps, Kiinrtli Ciil'n, 3 00 00 8 09 io no 15 00 8 00 10 00 IS 60 18 00 31 00 SO 00 14 no 20 00 80 CO 36 CO 40 00 21' 00 .10 00 40 00 45 0 ) 10 0D A5 IS) Hall Column, 10 IK) CO 00 Wliolo Column, , , Out) Year, 75 tQ p n o f e ss i iommjMIP f JJAKNCH a UIXU ATTORNEYS AT LAW. F.XKIELD.N.C. Vraetlees lu tli countlrs of Halifax, Nash K litevoitilie and Wilson, Uvllectlons made In all liaitsol Hiu Slate. Jan It If. j a. sMiru, jk. " AT rHtKV AT LAW, r-'eoTl-i-xn NucK, IIalikaZ Cocntt N. O 1'raetlees lu flirt county of llallfsx and aillotn lu r eoimties, and In tliH Hiiiretoti court f the State. ly. J M tl It I 7. 7. A R 1), ATTtMlMT AT I. AW, HAMKAX. X. C. offlen In th- Court House, strict attention friven loan l.r.uiehosnf Hi. rofi!sloti. jan U ly pilOMAS JS. Uhh, Htorntj mt Law, HALIKAX, N. r. ha tics In ll,ill(a nu.l adloliiiuir counllt an I r'e.ler il an I Stitireui courts. Will In at Scotland Noolt, ime everv fnrt- nls'ht. auirttlf It tl lit). W. H A tt TM A .1 , N II r I t U II l t u t I I t , Olllee over v. II. Brown's Ilry floods Store, WKI.IHIX, N.C. Will visit iai-tis at their homes when desired -e......u il t.i.. ..' '1 W. il A 8 u Ai , ATTOUNF-V AT LAW, f.AliYSUURG, V. C. 1'rsetiee In this court i of Northainptrn ant) .tilloiiiin. I'liiiuties, nlso lu the Feslernl ami Ha- liri'ine e.oirts. juucStl. A I. I' K U K. DANIEL, . Atlorticf nnd t'onavcllor Ai Law, w i: i. iv, iv. c. Practices- In Halifax antl isiljotnlnir ronntloe. Si nil a'teiitiou artveii lit ciillectlona fa all torn ,,f tlie State an ) iiromi,! relume Uiaat. icil. 1 1 I J II ALL, AT TO It SKY AT LAW, WELDOM, N.C. Nievial attention irlreti to collcclloua end remittances promptly mail. may Itt. Q It. K. 1 . UU.N1EK, NUKUCOX I E X T I S T . Can be fouinl at bis olllee lu V.u field. . Pilrt VitrotW O C llntf for 1 1, m Puln. loss Kxtruf Uu.; oI'ToutU always ou band, JUUII ti. - - j smvi . mi i.i,ks. joun a. xooia J V 1. 1. K N M 0 0 K E, 4TT01tl'Y T LAW. Hi 1.1 1 AX N. O. Practice In the countleanf Hallftt. Nortliaiuiv, t. in, K U'ce.. uil.e. IMt aiul Martin In the Su. creitie eotirt of tin state ami In this perioral t'onris of tlie K is'ern liistrtcl. Collect Imis iitasls) In any .ipt of the state. Jan 1 1 nn t it. zoi.i.n oi 1 1 a. nn. n . ini.Lii'Ari 11 jyi A. H .ol I.ICOKFI'II & DUO., I'lIYSK I tS AMI eil'llUEOXV, w p, i. i) o x, n. r. Hrs A. ami II 11 Zollic,,H, r. has ln united as I'artners In the vrnellcs ,.f inntle'tie under the style iin.l In in of Or. A. . ZolliilsslJer k llr.1. Iter tlo ir lirofe-slolial services to tli liuotln venuraliy an, I aoltelt a share of tiielr fatronaK". niev Kiiaraniee earetui tia rniu4 at lent Ion to (.atlcnts. i, ne ,1 tlie llrin will slssnys lit found li ineir out, e iLt'iilliMUera HI Ufr HKtriS Wlinrt) ontlenis ssl'l l,e treated at all hours ami when ii ssary, Imth will visit and srlve tiielr atttn- ttoii io t.attetits wiiiiouteitracliarife. mr II tf. ' - 1- I - 1 - BLL J I an "r A H II i It t) f II II KiH'H K. I'nyelloaUle fil reel, Hnlriyh, K. '. Terms' to suit thetintes tl.W. UI.AI'KNAI.I..ProvriBtor. ls. jsm. l Ol K tllK. n A It II i.r. WORKK, (Ks'atji!..,. tnisfvvi sjrauwrc ktuct,nt'ioiUc Hnllf.u, I'fcJ'WsWJini.Vi. Ilouuiuenlst, 1 UlllllS, i rNP. lle.itlsluitrx and sUrHTrsloao of evei y sleserlptlon tnaUe to order ranging la prlc. trntii j.i liesliais sent l y liniU totnr t'hlri sa, with postr iIRe HI ii in ,w enclose.! lor return Is -ts or li is lire iceuivcl, the wirk la plsy I arcd snl f,.r'.T,e,l if It does n il clvg pcrrcet satisfaction. I'liieiiaaere ayt rsnitsteil to K'tulu at my ea'iise- I Ins ftoiutit h ii Ii ways. I.mvest iincea ausi eliei fr. laUta (nsniiiliiej. t oliCnotislstas.u ssrllctUd frolu all e-tltt t UASi.M. WALSH. apt. lily. W- W-"HALL,"- tiro vd Llle InHMranrc iteftf' Can lc fgijiKUu the Koauoke Jiows OftVe, 'Uo, s . U. f.I-pBS?I Iff, New Y.uk l uiU-rarili'M, "A'rriciiltural "ot WateHosm. N.T. Western, tf Toronto, Canada. Pamlico. of Tartsini, N.C. Lynclilium , of l.ynrtit.urir, Va. aSiiultalilo Life Insurance Co. of X. T, Willi plarr risks ln'auy other rood company . at low snferatca. Julvlalf
Roanoke News (Weldon, N.C.)
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Aug. 24, 1882, edition 1
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